oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD
Repeat after me kids:
A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important.
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now